Still looking for a real job after all these years.

Still looking for a real job after all these years. I've done a lot of things over the last 30 years. The most impressive of those is leading punk bands, but I've also run startups, worked as a consultant for giant companies, built gay porn payment systems, beat apple to the punch with an MP3 store, Google to the punch with calendar and fixed up dye lasers. The technologies I use include Python, PHP, Perl, C, Javascript, Typescript, LISP, MySQL, Postgresql, nginx, puppet, munin, postfix, rabbitmq, react, and bash, off the top of my head. I'm uniformly bad with all of them, but somehow sort of a genius at building systems despite that. I can also do most other things that exist with a little bit of thought and training. Looking for remote work or work in San Francisco, preferably with health care. #getfedihired